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Subject: if you fail, try again


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JJ
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Date Posted: 13:51:45 11/02/04 Tue
In reply to: Guy (how 'bout...Thomas? Or something.) 's message, "The fuck?!" on 13:45:35 11/02/04 Tue

> The forgetful one yelped and jumped back, pressing up
>against his car and shimmying up the hood. He pressed
>back against the windsheild. Frusteration gave way to
>frightened anger and he swore at him.
>
> "THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?! WATCH THAT
>THING!" he swung his head forward, his thin wire
>glasses jolting forward off his nose. He pressed them
>back and looked back at JJ, red faced with a panicked
>rage. "GEEZ! You could've killed me!"
>
> Fuck.
>
> He was probably dealing with a psycho.
>
> Oh yeah. His boss called yesterday. He was supposed
>to call him back this morning before he left. Damn.

JJ looked apologetic enough, advancing on the man as he did and swinging; missing with his next swing and lodging the blade of the scythe deep into the hood.

"Well, really, are you stupid? Chatting up someone armed with a giant scythe with blood all over their clothes? I mean, really." He gripped the scythe with both hands, braced one foot against the car and wrenched it free with surprising ease, turning back to his company with a boyish smile. "I know being assaulted with a scythe has a weird fantasy element, but I was feeling old-fashioned this morning and I lost my machete." Another swing. "You don't have much common sense."

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