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In the past, the only way you could win the lottery was to buy a ticket. This was slow, and if you did it too often then it would use up money which could otherwise be used for alcohol purchase. Or sheep rental, in the case of Recep Tayyip Erdogan. Or flying to Louisville on United, if you do not get bumped to make room for dead-heads. In any event, buying lottery tickets turns out to be a poor alternative.
You would not want to wind up viewed in the company of Recep Tayyip Erdogan or Donald Trump, so you should avoid stodgy old lotteries.
Instead, you should take advantage of the modern Nigerian lottery as offered under the auspices of Microsoft. Not only do you not have to buy a ticket in advance, but you get to pay various charges in order to receive your winnings. (Because the winnings are
make-believe, and the costs require real money, the costs cannot be
taken from the prizes.)
Stay up to date, contact a fully modern Microsoft lottery agent today:
remember: if you have to pay to enter, it is not a genuine Nigerian lottery! | ||||
Illustrations have no resemblence to the actual Nigerian lottery scammers to whom you are asked to send money. Neither have they any connections to the goons called by United Air Lines to remove unwanted paying customers to make room for dead-heads. |
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