Date Posted:19:48:37 07/28/07 Sat Author: Paul S. Subject: Re: Yep... In reply to:
Brian D
's message, "Re: Yep..." on 17:22:45 07/28/07 Sat
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>>Niagra... Niagra... Is that the female equivalent of
>>Viagra ?
>
>One roaring, powerful substance that attracts
>thousands of customers a year?
>I wonder how well bottled water directly from the
>falls would sell to tourists there. I could have some
>slogan that the entire enterprise would rely on such
>as "Powerful water - Powerful drink." We don't filter
>ANY power out of it, so what you see as brown
>murkiness is really just, yep, Power.
I think you should get Niagra Jones to print you up some tee-shirts with witty sayings to sell to the tourists. Just in case the bottled water idea doesn't take off.