Date Posted:17:06:16 10/26/07 Fri Author: michael Subject: Re: Halloween In reply to:
Pablo-reaper
's message, "Re: Halloween" on 16:17:28 10/26/07 Fri
>>>
>>>>You'd probably be a waterfall if the position of
>>'grim
>>>>reaper' falls into your hands.
>>>
>>>
>>>I quite fancy that position. Although I suppose it
>>>gets a bit lonely. Probably why he took Mort on as an
>>>apprentice.
>>
>>apprentise? When was that job advertised? and what
>>were the criteria for selection, I wonder?
>
>You have to be very skinny... no more than bones,
>actually. You have to be an expert with the scythe and
>be able to tell time accurately with an hour glass.
>You must not feel slighted when your friends/family
>run screaming from the sight of you. And you should
>look good in a cowled robe. I was turned down for the
>position because I kept sneaking glances at my
>wristwatch.
but you passed the "friends/family run screaming from the sight of you" bit?
