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Author: Paul (Writers Achievment Award) |
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Date Posted: 14:04:59 10/22/07 Mon This poem was inspired by a conversation with Sasha, My reply to Janel on 'Sasha's noodle caper'reminded me of it however at no point must it be assumed to be ABOUT her! Annie Giles is purely ficticious! A tale of Annie Giles On the street this is the word, A beauty treatment quite absurd, Remove those bags beneath your eyes, With haemorrhoid cream! I tell no lies, A little dab, just once a day, Soon will drive the sag away, To make you youthful, boost your esteem, With just a little smear of cream, Enter then young Annie Giles, A first time Mum bestowed with piles, Who read this in Cosmopolitan, So off to the chemist was her plan, To purchase a dozen tubes or more, To sooth her bottom, so very sore, Then to reduce all the sagging bits, From her belly to her…..chest, Alone in the bathroom she sat and sighed, As the cooling ointment was applied, To tummy, buttocks and the rest, Yes! she even slapped some on her chest, Then went to lay down on the bed, With thoughts of slimming in her head, Well after an hour or maybe three, Annie woke with utter glee, To find her body svelte and tight, Her husband would have a thrill tonight, Yet sadly now to her surprise, Her haemorrhoids were twice the size, In her haste, she did I fear, Forget the treatment of her rear, That‘s why supermodels trim and gay, Always seem to walk that way, They tried the treatment, it made them frown, Have you ever seen them sitting down? © Paul Osborne 2006  [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |