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Subject: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge

Author: randy andy

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 09:10:25 10/19/07 Fri Welcome to the Muse Mongers Motel Cocktail Lounge. Here you will find some crazy links, parody poems written off of poems posted in our lobby (oh lighten up if one of yours is chosen). In here we get crazy and have fun so if you can't hang with the nuts then squirrel away. There is a constant party going on in here so post whatever the hell you feel like it drunk or not we don't care. At the Muse Mongers Motel we mix it up and shake it well. No rules here just that the juke box stays on and the chicks wear tight clothes. I am the first honorary bartender of Sasha and andy's motel. I welcome you with open (dangerous) arms. Now, let's dance Baby-------- let's dance! Take That! andy [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: Bartender Andy [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 09:46:21 10/19/07 Fri Ok, here's how it goes partiers. This is my shift (thread). You can reply all you want because I'm always on duty. If you want to have your own shift then dammit create your own thread otherwise keep me busy working while you have all the fun. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: How I felt Yesterday Morning [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 09:55:50 10/19/07 Fri [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge

Author: Mans Best Friend [ Edit | View ]

Date Posted: 10:06:36 10/19/07 Fri A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. "Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened." "Yeah it did," he said. "I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house". The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife? The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bags and get out!" "What about your friend?" asks the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: Sasha [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 16:07:48 10/19/07 Fri ~ oh I soooo saw that one coming...lmao [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: Sasha [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 19:02:48 10/20/07 Sat ~ hey there, Podo Danderfluff! LOL these are so much fun... thanks for sharing this one, me widdle Hobbit fwend signed, the ever loyal Ruby Sandybanks (full name: Rosie-posie Sandybanks) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: Mr Bill (no no not my nose) [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 19:29:47 10/20/07 Sat Where's Monica????? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge
Author: Sasha [ Edit | View ]	Date Posted: 20:14:17 10/20/07 Sat ~ she's scrubbing the stain out of her dress love your pic, Mr Bill....very handsome!!! *hugs* Sash xx [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: "Welcome" To our Infamous Lounge

Author: randy andy [ Edit | View ]

Date Posted: 10:15:43 10/22/07 Mon Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night... look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." They started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]