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Subject: An ill wind

Author:
Paul

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Date Posted: 19:12:46 12/11/07 Tue

A woman is disgusted by her husband, every morning when he awakes the first thing he does is let off a huge Fart under the duvet. His habit is getting her down, so much so that she tells him;

�You know honey, one day you will fart your insides out!�

Her advice is all to no avail and he continues to trump loudly every morning before rising. One Sunday morning she is in the kitchen preparing the chicken for lunch, whilst her husband slumbers on. She has a cunning plan, and sneaks upstairs with the giblets from the chicken and slips them into the back of her husbands pyjamas as he sleeps.

A short time later she hears the chilling scream of her husband from the bedroom, and satisfied, slowly goes to see what is ailing him. She finds him sitting in the bed, with an ashen expression.

� Whatever is the matter honey?� She asks,

The husband, shaken, replies;

�It happened babe! I farted my innards into my pyjamas this morning�

The wife tries hard not to snigger and fakes sympathy.

�Whatever shall we do? Shall I call an ambulance?� she asks,

�No it�s ok� the husband reassures his wife, � I managed to push it all back in with my fingers!�

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[> Subject: Re: An ill wind
Author: andy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:40:31 12/14/07 Fri Paul, Oh, lord, a good laugh is a great thing! thanks, andy [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: An ill wind
Author: Sasha [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:44:03 12/14/07 Fri ~ lmao eeewwww this is gross...but funny..lol thanks for the chuckles, Paulie.. kiwi hugs Sash xx . [ Post a Reply to This Message ]