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Subject: Computer Update Wife Number 1

Author:
andy (email from Shalah)

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Date Posted: 12:45:24 01/16/08 Wed

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors
all other system activities, such as
Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going
To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run
my other favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that
men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just
a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0
and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge,
the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings: Alimony-Child Support .
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0
and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background
application Yes Dear 27 to alleviate
your program problems.

The best course of action is to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE!
Because ultimately you will have
to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return
to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
it tends to be very high maintenance!
Wife 1.0 does come with several support
programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use
these programs . Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program
Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .
This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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