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Subject: Servin' up a lil somethin' ta make ya smile

Author:
Ingrid the lusty busty bar wench (politically incorrect)

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Date Posted: 00:50:24 11/11/07 Sun

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*A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide
his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house,
and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said,
"Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was
about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him,
when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly,
"You're gay, doesn't that mean
you have oral sex with other men?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled
around and WHACKED him over the head with
her spoon and said,

"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"*

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[> Subject: Re: Servin' up a lil somethin' ta make ya smile
Author: andy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:41:19 11/11/07 Sun LMAO-------------------------- Good one! sdkfasda [ Post a Reply to This Message ]