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Date Posted: 00:12:32 09/06/08 Sat
Author: smspot
Subject: English Funny SMS II


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters

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Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 143 Characters

softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 128 Characters

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 115 Characters

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 142 Characters

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 140 Characters

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 166 Characters

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 153 Characters

"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 110 Characters

"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 60 Characters

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 108 Characters

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 129 Characters

"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 97 Characters

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 155 Characters

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 68 Characters

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 63 Characters

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 142 Characters

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 101 Characters

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 144 Characters

" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 195 Characters

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 168 Characters

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 148 Characters

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 180 Characters

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007*

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 159 Characters

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 246 Characters

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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 136 Characters

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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 177 Characters

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o( )'/ 4 mé?
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I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...


Büt téll ü söméthìng...

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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 123 Characters

()"() i sent ü a
(. "o new ring
($"(,) tone...
..J pls wait!
()"()
('(ö )") prröööt!
( $" /===
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haha..nice tone?nice smell...

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 147 Characters

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 145 Characters

.-. .-.-. .-.
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"-..-"'-..-" MY
SWEET HONEY!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 55 Characters

<) " (>
( . .) wen sum1
( o ) says ur >?< ugly,
<) " (> TELL
(è é) ,l EM 2
( o, )(' ') F*CK
>?< / / OFF!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 111 Characters

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 130 Characters

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 89 Characters

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 78 Characters

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 230 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 137 Characters

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 77 Characters

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 208 Characters

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 94 Characters

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 156 Characters

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 138 Characters

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 94 Characters

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 93 Characters

in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 73 Characters

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 69 Characters

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 76 Characters

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 123 Characters

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 125 Characters

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 98 Characters

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 79 Characters

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 54 Characters

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 118 Characters

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 67 Characters

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 101 Characters

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 136 Characters

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 114 Characters

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 111 Characters

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 205 Characters

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 171 Characters



WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 98 Characters


PRESENTING


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I . _. I
( (o_, )
POOH

(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT


AND...

,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
(---) YOU!!!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 156 Characters

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 72 Characters

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 124 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 151 Characters

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 136 Characters

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 141 Characters

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 133 Characters

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 130 Characters

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 111 Characters

Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 194 Characters

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 159 Characters

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 115 Characters

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 146 Characters

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 150 Characters

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 141 Characters

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 164 Characters

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 167 Characters

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 137 Characters

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 156 Characters

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 114 Characters

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 160 Characters

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 158 Characters

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 103 Characters

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 126 Characters

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 124 Characters

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 96 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 109 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 80 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 73 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 71 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 89 Characters

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 178 Characters

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

) (
( .)( . )
) (


because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 147 Characters

FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 151 Characters

Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 144 Characters

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 163 Characters

If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 175 Characters

When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..


Friend's forever..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 164 Characters

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 130 Characters

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 187 Characters

Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 118 Characters

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 62 Characters

How can I put this... forget I exist?

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 37 Characters

Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 77 Characters

Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 61 Characters

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 98 Characters

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 79 Characters

The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 57 Characters

I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 83 Characters

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 60 Characters

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 140 Characters

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 136 Characters

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 190 Characters

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 155 Characters

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 144 Characters

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