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Date Posted: 01:55:57 03/10/11 Thu
Author: snnndi
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Tera Fone Number Kya Hai ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: PAGALPANTI Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

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A guy nd a gal wer sitting together ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
A guy nd a gal wer sitting together..
(( both wer best friendz))
Guy takes out a rose..!

Gal...hmm. kiske liye laaya hai???.!..
.Guy.smiles... dis iz for mi princess.!.
But i just can't give it to her.!..

Gal...try atleast.!. She'll b happie.!..
GuY..gets up...nd goes away.!

Gal.. hey..ur rose...yu left it here.!..

Guy..I told yu "It'z for mi princess".!.. :)
*Blush* *Blush* !!. :):)

Category:
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* Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ( Wednesday, March 09, 2011 )
Ab to Tum se milna aur bhi zarori ho gia hay ;;;DOST;;;

Log kehtey hain k, tumhari ankhon main mera aks nazar aata hay...

Category:
Urdu Love SMS
By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda ( Wednesday, March 09, 2011 )
Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda


Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?


Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

Category:
Sardar Ji SMS
By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Muje Sardar bana do ( Wednesday, March 09, 2011 )
Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai
Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera
Gungunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Pyar Se Jo B Mil Gya Us Ko
Dukh Sunane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Ki, Sharm Se Naqabon Me
Munh Chupane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Do Dilon Ko Ujar K Hansna
Ye Zmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Chand Jesa Hr Ik Hasee’n Chehra
Dil Ko Bhane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Beesiyon Bar Aazma K Hmen
Aazmane Ki Adaten Na Gai

Category:
Urdu Poetry SMS
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* Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun



Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: Zubair Anjum Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Nazren Jhuka K Chalo ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Jab Bhi Gali Me Chalo,
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
Q K
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi,
Bal K




Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances Bhi Barh Jate Hai..;-)

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: Zubair Anjum Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Prasang sahit warnan kijiye ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Hindi Teacher-Prasang sahit warnan kijiye..
"Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye"

Student-Ye pankti bollywood ke prasidh kavi sant shri Salman Khan (Chullbul Pandey) ji ki rachna
'Dabangg' ke "Munni badnaam" se li gayi hai.
Is kavita me kavi mayavi item girl malaika Arora ko sambodhit karte huye
pyar me badnaam hone ki prerna dete hain.

Kavi is kavita ke maadhyam se, munni se sare_aam badnaam athva zandu baam hone ko keh rahe hain,
in panktiyon se humko kavi ke kamine aur chhichhore hone ka ehsaas hota hai...!!!

Category:
Hindi Funny SMS
By: PAGALPANTI Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Main Niyat Karta Houn ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
By: PAGALPANTI Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry..

Category:
Urdu Funny SMS
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* Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?



Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota...

Category:
Boys vs Girls SMS
By: PAGALPANTI Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* A Little but Sweet Love Story ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
"A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)

Category:
Urdu Love SMS
By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* 2 Chiryo Ki Love Story ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola:
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.

Category:
Urdu Love SMS
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* There was a girl and a boy ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
There was a girl and a boy.
girl proposed the boy and boy agreed.....

girl always used to say that my heart is not mine its always with you....
& I am living without heart......
...
after few month girl said that i cant marry you
becoz my parents are not allow me but

we'll be frnds 4evr.
after few months girl got married another boy..

after 2 days of her wedding,girl looking her wedding gifts.
she came across a gft & start crying

the gft was d heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood...
the lid of the jar was attached with the paper

written on it..

''hey stupid ur heart is with me na than what will u give to ur husband?

Category:
English Love SMS
By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)

Category:
Urdu Love SMS
By: fayaz Email this SMS to your friend. Email This

* 1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..

Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha

Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma

Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../


Category:
Urdu Love SMS
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* Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge ( Thursday, March 03, 2011 )
Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.

The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,

Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don't Fall Into The River.

The Little Girl Said, 'No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.' 'What's The Difference?

Asked The Puzzled Father.

There's A Big Difference,

Replied The Little Girl.

If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,

Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.

But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens

You Will Never Let My Hand Go.

Category:
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