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Date Posted: 11:58:14 04/12/08 Sat
Author: truth-be-told
Subject: Re: hissing midget, possible explanation?
In reply to: truth-be-told 's message, "hissing midget" on 06:48:50 04/10/08 Thu

Maggots produce methane gas.

Methane gas is highly explosive and highly combustable.

God provided maggots with orafices which permit the gas to escape.

Might the venting of this gas be a cause of the hissing?

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[> Re: hissing midget -- No name, 15:23:04 04/14/08 Mon [1]

>What is causing the midget maggot of the morning to
>hiss?
>
>Is the midget maggot's tongue too large for the midget
>maggot's mouth?
>
>Is it a result of cheap midget maggot dentures?
>
>Or is it from close and frequent contact with snake in
>the grass politicians?
>
>Or is the maggot a faggot?
>
>Answers wanted. Please.

MAYBE HE'S BLOWN A JAW GASKET?


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