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Date Posted: 06:59:50 04/15/08 Tue
Author: No name
Subject: Re: hissing midget
In reply to: truth-be-told 's message, "hissing midget" on 06:48:50 04/10/08 Thu

>What is causing the midget maggot of the morning to
>hiss?
>
>Is the midget maggot's tongue too large for the midget
>maggot's mouth?
>
>Is it a result of cheap midget maggot dentures?
>
>Or is it from close and frequent contact with snake in
>the grass politicians?
>
>Or is the maggot a faggot?
>
>Answers wanted. Please.

The hissing comes from hot air passing over his forked reptilian tongue. There is no cure.

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[> BREAKING NEWS!! PHYSICAL AND MENTAL MIDGET OF THE MORNING BREAKING NEWS!! -- truth-be-told, 05:50:36 04/22/08 Tue [1]

>What is causing the midget maggot of the morning to
>hiss?
>
>Is the midget maggot's tongue too large for the midget
>maggot's mouth?
>
>Is it a result of cheap midget maggot dentures?
>
>Or is it from close and frequent contact with snake in
>the grass politicians?
>
>Or is the maggot a faggot?
>
>Answers wanted. Please.

Stupidity is self-evident in the statements of the physical and mental midget maggot of the morning!

Quote from the midget hisser, 4/22/08: "pregnant women eating less than 12 ounces of fish per week stand a greater chance of giving birth to a baby with 'NEUTRAL' developmental challenges".

THIS JUST IN MIDGET! The word is not 'neutral', it is NEURAL! Any doubts that mamma midget ate no fish whilest gestating the maggot midget of the morning?

Another 4/22/08 quote from the midget hisser of the morning while trying to impress Dennis Levinson. "Corruption corrupts. Absolute corruption corrupts absolutely." Atlantic County employees are rolling on the floor laughing their Hurleys off.

Here's the correct quote, shorty:

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."

Have a wonderful day, shorty.


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