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Date Posted: 05:41:41 04/16/08 Wed
Author: lynne
Author Host/IP: hitvpnext.hoffmaneng.com / 12.31.142.74
Subject: My favorite Nana memory (featuring MikeyD as an extra perk)

The Nipper Napper thread!

Date Posted: 07:09:18 08/02/07 Thu

Author: ~Nana~ (by request) Author Host/IP: dialup-4.225.172.3.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net / 4.225.172.3 Subject: The Nabbed Nipper! - Nipper Nappers- (notice date)

Sent: Thursday, November 11, 1999 11:31 PM To: helton@edrtech.com Cc: sjones1878@aol.com Subject: THe NaBBed NiPPer

Subject: THe NaBBed NiPPer

MiKeYD aND SB, We HaVe NaBBeD THe NiP!

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We HaVe a FeW SiMPLe DeMaNDS You MuST MeeT iN oRDeR To ReSCue THe CHeeSe! We WiLL Be iN TouCH. THe NiPPeRNaPPeRs

--- Mike Helton wrote:

hmmm. I sure hope the demands are simple! I do love little Nipper but I suspect if this cannot be settled quickly you may be payin' us to take him back; he can be a handful. I will be preparing my own list while we await further instructions from you.

MikeyD

From: Nipper Napper[SMTP:nippernappers@yahoo.com] Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 10:14 AM To: Mike Helton Cc: sjones1878@aol.com Subject: RE: THe NaBBed NiPPer

MiKeYD aND SB, ouR DeMaNDS aRe: 1 PRiVaTe TRoPiCaL iLaND 4 LaPToPS 4 TyPiNG SLaVe BoyS (aBoVe THe aGe oF CoNSeNT) uNLiMiTeD HieNy

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PLeaSe aRRaNGe aSaP, NiPPeR haS BeeN GNaWiNG oN a BiG

aSS haT aND iT'S STaRTiNG To LooK RaTTy.

THe SCaRy NiPPeRNaPPeRS

--- Mike Helton wrote:

Dear NiPPeRNaPPeRS,

I have been unable to contact Nipper's mom since receiving your demands. Obviously, her input is essential in resolving this matter. I do not wish you to believe my concern is less than genuine or that I am attempting to stall in any way, however, so I will give you my own thoughts on this matter. Again, nothing can be finalized until SB and I have discussed this matter in detail.

My own thoughts are these: I believe your demands are a bit out of line. If I had:

1 PRiVaTe TRoPiCaL iLaND

4 LaPToPS

4 TyPiNG SLaVe BoyS (aBoVe THe aGe oF CoNSeNT)

uNLiMiTeD HieNy

and NO Nipper to support, it seems I'd have about all I'd ever need. Therefore, my own position on this is that I might very well take this opportunity of divesting myself of the requirement that I support Nipper and begin to work on aquiring an iLaND for my own personal usage. Should SB see the benefit in this arrangement, perhaps she and I could share the island; I feel that for my purposes one LaPToP may be sufficient and, from experience, know that she has one which is quite comfortable. Should she NOT agree with my assessment, however, might I apply for one

(1) of the available four (4) TyPiNG SLaVe Boy positions?

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Again, please do nothing rash (other than apply powder, should Nipper become fussy; particular attention should be paid to the butt crack area should a rash develop there). We will, of course, cooperate in the attempt to bring this unfortunate turn of events to a mutually beneficial conclusion.

Mikey.

From: Nipper Napper[SMTP:nippernappers@yahoo.com] Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 02:41 PM To: Mike Helton Cc: sjones1878@aol.com Subject: RE: THe NaBBed NiPPer

uPoN ReFLeCTioN ouR DeMaNDS SeeM eXoRBiTaNT. We HaVe MoDiFieD aS FoLLoWS: 1 CHaT HoTTub 1 CaSe oF HieNY 1 BiG aSS HaT (oLD HaT NoW BeYoND RePaiR) PLeaSe TeLL SB We aRe SoRRY We FaiLeD iN GeTTiNG HeR a TyPiN' SLaVe BoY. THe DeSPeRaTe NiPPeRNaPPeRS

From: Nipper Napper[SMTP:nippernappers@yahoo.com]

http://www.voy.com/202833/2848.html (4 of 8) [8/2/2007 9:31:24 AM] The Nabbed Nipper! - Nipper Nappers- (notice date) -- Random Thoughts infinity

Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 04:22 PM To: SJones1878@aol.com Cc: helton@edrtech.com Subject: Re: THe NaBBed NiPPer

Due To THe CoNFuSioN oF THe CRoSSed MeSSaGeS We aGRee To aCCePT THe TuB, HieNY aND SLaVe BoYS. HoWeVeR THe BiG aSS HaT SiMPLy iS NoT ouR STyLe aT aLL, PLeaSe FiND SuiTaBLe RePLaCeMeNT To eNSuRe NiPPeRS SaFe ReTuRN.

--- SJones1878@aol.com wrote:

Jeez, i didn't even REALIZE little Nipper was missing!! I'm such a terrible mom!! Pleeeeeease treat him well. His favorite toys are the blow up dolls that his daddy has taught him about. Oh, and if you would have TOLD us you were kidnapping him, I would've warned you about the hat thing......sorry.

As to the demands, well after tonight I SHOULD be able to round up the 4 slave boys. The island will be difficult, however I am placing a call to a pilot I know pretty well. As for the laptops, they will be included with the slave boys as WELL as the heinys. Will this be

acceptable? Pleeeeeeeeeease don't let me live for eternity with MikeyD on an Island. You don't KNOW me I guess, but i'm just a once a week kinda girl!!!

Oh, and as for the little cheese, give him a kiss for me and do me a favor and teach him to say

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"Bye" while he's there, k? He's never said it.

Unfortunately, although Nipper's important to me, I must leave to go galavanting and find those 4 slave boys to meet your demands. I will thoroughly PERSONALLY interview each one and make sure they have an acceptable laptop and heiny, I promise.

Are these terms acceptable for the return of little Nipper?? We DO love him so!!!!

From: Nipper Napper[SMTP:nippernappers@yahoo.com] Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 11:25 AM To: SJones1878@aol.com Cc: helton@edrtech.com Subject: Re: THe NaBBed NiPPer

iGNoRe PReViouS MeSSaGe, We aCCePT oFFeR oF heiNy/LaPToP eQuiPPed SLaVe BoYS. HaPPy NiPPeRNaPPeRs

--- Mike Helton wrote:

Unfortunately, previous message processing completed prior to receipt of this last. Tub installed, Hieny chilled, Big ass hat included here along with good-faith FMPs (Western Sytle). Do not return Nipper to this address. This concludes negotiations on my part. Should SB wish to continue her valiant efforts I will support her by sayin' "Rah Rah", but have no further use for once a week type girls.

Please keep my resume on file in the event that four (4) TyPiN SLaVe BoyS cannot be procurred.

Mikey.

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P.S. To SB. If you are successful (hmmm, subjectively, of course) in having Nipper returned, must my monetary support continue? I feel I should be relieved of financial responsibility since his safe return was negotiated by you without my having been consulted and, had this

not occured, I would have been without this significant drain on my weekly allowance. Advise.

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