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Date Posted: 06:02:11 03/09/09 Mon
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Blockbuster Trade News

Team Mossett General Manager/Coach Brian Schiavi dealt childhood friend, and DNC 2008 MVP Mike Merletti, to Team Newhouse in exchange for Denny Gruarin, TSN confirmed.

"It broke my heart," Schiavi said. "I've known him since we were 5. But, I had to do what was best for the team. Denny Gruarin will bring us a tough, almost goon like, competitiveness to the front line we were lacking in."

Merletii, a podiatrist, heard news of the trade while he was slicing through a 62 year old, caucasian male's in-grown toe nail.

"I don't know how much more I could have done for Team Mosett," Merletti was quoted as saying. "I won the 'bleeping' MVP this year. Brian has always been jealous of my approach to the game. This is just his way of dealing with his issues."

Team Newhouse/Coach Dave San Lorenzo was uncharacteristically silent about the trade. He did send a a message that this might not be the last move he makes, an apparent reference to his disatisfaction over his team's loss to Team Mossett.

Denny Gruarin refused comment as well. He vowed to air his side of the story soon, in this forum.

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