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Date Posted: 22:47:34 08/01/01 Wed
Author: Jeff Jarrett
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- Listen Up SlapNuts -
In reply to: The Dudley Boyz 's message, "Re: Debut A Challenge (JEFF JARRET READ)" on 20:31:25 08/01/01 Wed

:: Just as The Dudley Boyz all corner Torrie Wilson the unforgettable sound Of "The Cho Cho Chosen One" hits and the fans immediately display a mix reaction of boo's and cheers. Jarrett comes out and stops at the top of the entrance ramp for a second to trash talk with a few fans. Jarrett sports his black jeans, Black cut off tshirt, black oakley shades and of course his trusty Guitar which reads "RIP Kevin Nash". After Jarrett is halfway down the ramp Chyna comes down the entrance ramp a bit delayed. She's wearing a pink shirt that says "The Chosen One's Property". She finally catches up with Jarrett as he walks up the steel steps and through the ropes. Jarrett doesn't even bother holding the ropes open for Chyna to get in the ring, instead Jarrett glances over at Torrie Wilson and gives her a slight smile. His smile quickly turns into a look of intensity once he looks around and sees the Table set up and the Dudleyz around. Jarrett requests a mic from a nearby ring attendant::

Jarrett - Now I was in my dressing room minding my own business when I couldn't help be over hear someone calling me the finest, sexiest guy in the HWF. While The Chosen One hears that EVERY SINGLE DAY, it never gets old...hell, how can the truth become old anyway. So Torrie Wilson is it? Well The Chosen One has already dismantled the HWF's Diva Division with a few devastating Guitar shots so if you want to come out here and find someone who hasn't already taken a Guitar shot to the head, well good luck. Now Torrie, you said you want to manage the man who has ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL The Stroke around the HWF? Well who doesn't?...but what do you have that would make The Chosen One consider you as his manager?

:: Jarrett slowly walks around Torrie Wilson ::

Jarrett - Actually, I just answered my own question - You want to be The Chosen One's Manager? Well You Got It! From the looks of things Torrie, you're going to be the Breast Champ ::Jarrett stops:: I mean the BEST Women's Champion considering there aren't many women left in the HWF.

:: Jarrett arrogantly smiles at Torrie and then turns around toward The Dudley Boyz. Jarrett knocks over the table right in front of them ::

Jarrett - Well Boys, it looks like we won't be needing this table. Oh wait, Devon - What did you say before....there are only two types of women the Dudley Boyz like the ones that manage The Dudleyz and the ones that The Dudleyz put through wood? Well Tell me Slappy, what do the Jurassic SlapAss Boyz think of the type of women who walks out with the Future HWF World Champion and makes a bunch of grown men look like mere BOYZ?!

Yeah...NOW CHOKE ON THAT BOYZ!!!!

:: Jarrett holds the ropes for Torrie Wilson...after Torrie exits Chyna is right behind her but Jarrett releases the ropes while Chyna is stepping through, causing Chyna to get caught up in the ropes. The crowd laughs at Chyna as Jeff strolls up the entrance ramp while being closely followed by Torrie Wilson. Chyna finally gets out of the ropes and runs up the entrance ramp to catch up with Jarrett and Torrie. Once at the top of the entrance ramp...Torrie seduces Jarrett while gently grabs the mic from Jarrett as if she has something to say ::

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[> [> [> Re: - Listen Up SlapNuts - -- Torrie Wilson, 23:01:14 08/01/01 Wed

AS torrie stnads side by side with jj and chynawith the mic and her hand torrie begins to speak

~Torrie~Well dudleys it looks like jj has me now and i can't believe u 3 fat foul smelling no respect for females actually asked me to be ur manager of wait 1 of u arent fat well for u spike a foul smelling toothpick whiner actually asked me that now i see why u call ur selfs boys but it looks like now i have the future hwf cahmp by my side so boys i'll see u in the future oh and as far as the womens divsion look out cause theres a new diva in town!

Torrie's theme hits and both chyan and jj head to the back but as torrie walks in front of jj he taps her ass and torrie jumps up and smiles at jj then walks backstage

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[> [> [> Re: - Listen Up SlapNuts - -- The Dudleys, 17:06:46 08/03/01 Fri

Bubba-Hey Jeff well it looks like you will have torrie services but now it looks like torrie will be going through some wood

Devon-Jeff you think you are the chocho chosen one, your right, the dudleys believe that you and torrie are the chosen ones to go through wood by the dudleys.

Spike-Jeff after the ppr if rvd doest rip you a new asshole why dont you see if you can go through a dudley gaunlet. Choke on that slapnuts

Bubba-Torrie see you around Now hit our music

Dudleys leave the ring

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[> [> [> [> Re: - Listen Up SlapNuts - -- Jeff Jarrett (OOC), 13:56:06 08/04/01 Sat

Hey guys.....the Fed is closed ya know

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