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Date Posted: 15:10:06 04/08/10 Thu
Author: no pastebin? (confused?)
Subject: Since this site has no pastebin...
In reply to: test 's message, "test" on 15:03:40 04/08/10 Thu

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Stan, why won't you be friends with grandma?

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Aw, dad, i just really don't want to pay attention to this thing --

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Grandma is in the hospital

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And you won't even be friends with her!

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Alright, dad, i'll add grandma as a friend.

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That's better.

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Oh, and i sent you a funny picture, and you didn't respond to it.

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Dude, fuck facebook, seriously.

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What the hell is this?

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Podcast?

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Welcome to cartman's incredible podcast!

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Hello fellow, facebookers.

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I am here to do one thing: get you more friends!

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Looking around facebook today

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We see that since adding loser Kipdrordy as a friend,

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Kyle broflovski's stock is plummeting.

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He had 55 friends just two days ago.

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He's down to just 11 this morning.

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Run to your facebook account

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And delete Kyle from your friends list because he is poison,

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And i don't see him making a comeback any time soon!

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You're going to want to dump Kyle

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And if at all possible add clyde donovan.Why?

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Birthday!

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That's right, clyde has a birthday coming up,

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And his mom is taking everyone to casa bonita.

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If you don't have clyde as a friend,

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You're going to want to add him

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Because clyde's numbers are about to go way up.

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And now word on the street!

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Word on the street!

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The rumors are now becoming more than that.

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Jimmy and bebe have agreed to share their friends!

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That's right, it looks like we are about to have a merger!

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Merger!

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So if you're a friend of jimmy's,

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You're about to luck into about 90 chick friends.

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And as we all know chick friends,

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Are worth almost triple what dude friends are.

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That's all the time i have for today.

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Remember, update that profile and steer clear of Kyle!

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Re: Since this site has no pastebin... -- The Dude (abides), 15:13:49 04/08/10 Thu
- Re: Since this site has no pastebin... -- failville, 15:16:55 04/08/10 Thu
  - Re: Since this site has no pastebin... -- failville, 15:18:57 04/08/10 Thu