AMH Enriched Benaud No 22 From Country music to cyberspace: Oscar winner Jeff Bridges Leaps into a long awaited sci Fi sequel.==Stephen Fry Steps on toes and tells his story. -- Newtron23/11/20106/12/2010Canberra Zimbabwe368

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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 01:34:08am
Author: Antipodean Mediocre Heroes==transcript.
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AMH Enriched Benaud No 22 From Country music to cyberspace: Oscar winner Jeff Bridges Leaps into a long awaited sci Fi sequel.==Stephen Fry Steps on toes and tells his story.

Date of birth sometime after tea.
Species Silver topped Googlant.
Strengths Can dazzle any opponent with his internally lit shock of hair.
Weaknesses The pregnant pause. Enriched Benaud loves them. He has been known to wait three hours before delivering the final word in the statement: "What a....catch"
War Cry Good shot that right in your head.
Preffered weaponry. A cache of verbal dexterity. Failing that, Enriched Beanaud is known to throw studio chairs at his adversaries (especially when Mark Tubby Taylor is being particuarly bothersome.)
Defence System A sand hued sports jacket which can repel any foreign object, even a coffee scroll flung by an overexcited Tony Greig.
Natural enemies Twenty20 cricket: "Do we want to live in a world where there is no time for tea breaks?"
Hero info Enriched Beanaud can provide perceptive commentary on any passage of play. For example, when Sri Lankan player Asanka Gurusinha was shifted from leg gully to backward short leg during the 1996 series, Bernaud wowed everyone with: "Gurusinha is being moved to backward short leg...As innocuous as it may seem, this, in certain regions of Ceylon would be seen as an act of love. Hmmmmm."

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