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Subject: dfds Author: dfsd [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 21:45:09 05/06/01 Sun A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life : W : WONDERFUL I : INTERESTING F : FASCINATING E : EXTRAORDINARY But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he might be: H : HOPELESS U : UNACCOUNTABLE S : SENSELESS B : BORING A : AUTHORITATIVE N : NUISANCE D : DISCRIMINATIVE Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because W : Washing I : Ironing F : Food E : Entertainment why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because H : Housing U : Understanding S : Sharing B : Buying A : And N : Never D : Demanding What most husbands feel before and after marriage : BEFORE W : Wonderful I : Instrument F : For E : Entertainment AFTER W : Worries (are) I : Invited F : For E : Ever Want to share some thoughts.... We all know that whatever is there is all true What do you think MARRIAGE, HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still They stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher ..and that is a good thing for any man. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Do not marry a person that you know that you can Live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without Marriage is like Chewing Gum: When it is new it tastes very good. With time it looses its taste. At a stage you feel bored but cannot spit it out. Finally the lolly-pop others are eating seems to be Better. God gave us two ends. Success depends on which one you use. Heads- you win. Tails- you loose. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]