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kat0721 (richardm@the55plusguide.net)These days, so many people [richardm@the55plusguide.net] are either senile or, worse, have their minds addled [confirmation@the55guide.com] by various recreational drugs. Either way, this vast array of stupid people represents a major selling opportunity. And now, with the assistance of Microsoft, you can hope to reach this audience of potential marks.
But do not wait. Remember that Microsoft are promoting advertising to this rich lode of gullible people, and when Microsoft send pink promotions, that works out to be a lot of pink promotions. So someone else might have lots of money, not so much sense, and an inclination to advertise to these same suboptimally brilliant communities.
Remember, almost everyone can agree that you have excellent products or services. At least, all those whose capacities are adjusted due to advanced drug consumption or simple senility can agree. You are the best! You are the living affirmation of the benefits of buying drugs from strangers. And the benefits of targetting advertising to geezers, as well. You send give away your bright metal coins to have someone send your electronic sludge out and amazing things could (in theory) happen.
 |        | Drugs from On-Line StrangersAll the best advertisers are looking for the best customers. The type of potential customer who would buy drugs from strangers. And it is so easy:
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If you enjoy enough drugs, you may be ready to purchase advertising from dubious vendors. And, have we [rich@the55communityguide.com] got the opportunity for you. Sure hope you are blinded by greed, because this is a limited time opportunity to send money, and it looks a lot better if you have primed yourself with recreational pharmaceuticals or whatever roach poison you receive from the on-line vendor.
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| rich@the55communityguide.com | fleece the fogeys | |||
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So, whether you are already buying drugs from on-line strangers, or simply need to start, you can get a leg up in your next ad campaign. Advertise in what we might affectionately term "sparsely distributed" seniors magazines, and the old folks will flock to you. Or they would, except there is no assurance that they will ever see these mythically great magazines. Important reminder: do not go looking for the actual magazines, and do not go looking for their actual web sites. These actions would void your warranty.
| The 55-plus advertising promotions are offered through Microsoft, the on-line pink promotion company you have come to trust through all these years. Every offer is backed by the Microsoft Assurance: | |
| Dope Makes You Smart!or at least it makes your wallet hurt |
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| Illustrations do not resemble anyone connected to the myriad realistic "senior advertising" opportunities, and are furnished for entertainment only. They are not legal for trade in most states. Offers not approved by the New Jersey Casino Control Commission or the Atlantic City Donald Trump Redevelopment Authority. You are more likely to have santorum than real results. Aren't you glad that you are a big boy and can handle the disappointment. | ||||