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Subject: Chillin in Syracuse


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Hardcore Alex
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Date Posted: 12:26:11 03/28/01 Wed

(Scene open with Hardcore Alex at his favorite restaurant, Cosmos. He is sitting across from someone who is unkown to the fans, and to the superstars. In the background Clyde is seen flipping pizza dough, and Harley is on the grill. Alex takes a bite from his egg and cheese sandwihich and looks at the camera.)


Hardcore: Ok Undertaker, you want some of me, you got some of me. That little suffle in the ring was nothing compared to what will happen tomarrow at Blood Bath. I will personally tear you from limb to limb. You wanna brag about the kind of matches you have been in? Let me show you some clips from some of my greatest matches. THis man sitting across from me is Mahul Greene. He is a producer at USA studios and I had him put together a little footage. Check it out:




Hardcore: That proves the matches I have been in. The toughest match you have ever been in was probably some gay ass hell in the cell, well let me ask you this, have you ever been in a japanese style deathmatch? No, I didn't think so. So lets get this straight you rump ridin piece of trash, your matches dont compare to the kind of matches that I have been in, so when I kick the shit out of you tomarrow, remember the questions you will be asking yourself.


(The door opens and Cdawg himself walks in and sits down with Hardcore. There is no room in the booth so Hardcore makes Mahul stand up)


Cdawg: Yo, my fault, I aint mean to be late, my Altima broke down. And Shea was naggin me and I was like bitch, step off.


Hardcore: Don't worry about it. You want something to eat?


Cdawg: Nah, Im aight. This message I got goes out to the ECW. Beware all, because the two men at this table, are gonna be all up in your faces, because you are lookin at the Hardcore Boyz, the newest addition to the tag team roster. Hardcore, Ill be at ringside for your match.


Hardcore: Aight yo, good luck. And as for Undertaker, fuck it, I aint wasting no more breath for this piece of trash booty bandit. Yo Cdawg, comin over to my crib later and chillin? I just bought some Jack Daniels and Vodka. Not to mention the orange juice.


CDawg: Hell yeah, what do you think I am? Can we get some Nacho Dorritos, and some pizza, and some crumpets, and some croissants, and...


Hardcore: Chill man, we will get all that shit, lets just bounce now, and get that god damn camera outta my face.


(Scene closes with Hardcore and CDawg leaving, and making Mahul pay the bill. The walk out to their cars, CDawg to his Altima and Alex to his Lexus and they leave)


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