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Date Posted: 17:06:38 03/02/02 Sat
Author: Ash Ketchum
Subject: Boner 7 (or, THE HAMSTER)

The cave's so wet,
the walls are red.
The brown stuff passes by.
The mucus moist
does make me shed.
The heat does make me cry!

But,
Stick it in for me to suck!
My little claws shall never touch
the del'cate skin what lies atop
the staff of life that enters here!
But first I'd like to get a drop
to make it smoother going.
Give this cave a nice enema
made entirely out of beer.

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