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Date Posted: 15:20:57 03/18/02 Mon
Author: m'laddy boy
Subject: Guess IT

There is Something in the air...
It's a certain fishy Smell.
"Wafting o'er the hills and dell,
Haunting zephyrous winds from Hell..."
I say, a certain sort of Hell
'Side unusual breed of well,
i.e. the neverending Pit
that lies betwixt my Lady's twigs.

"One shouldn't say such nonsense
of that Woman-clothéd dove!"
But I never could disguise it--
Not the odor of my Love!

There's a Feeling in the air...
Of a velvet underbelly.
"Though the Dove becomes so smelly
When she's 'round, you turn to jelly..."
But she has her own fresh Jelly
'Factured as she watches telly.
It congeals and blocks the cave-mouth
And dost scent my Lady's twigs.

"Now you know it ain't forbidden
If you visit her tonight."
But if I were e'er to do it!
It would give poor Will a Fright!

The End.

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