Jupiter Racing (The best Organization in the World) & Nicki still sucks -- The class of 1999. Weren't they better than 2000? Of course!!

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Date Posted: 21:25:22 10/04/99 Mon
Author: A4 Jupiter Racing ( Chad Tiger )
Subject: Jupiter Racing (The best Organization in the World) & Nicki still sucks

Well here is a little story for all you hardcore race fans out there. I met this kid up here who owns a 93 Rx7. So one day I start talking to him about cars and he decides to tell me that he has done 197 in his car. Ofcourse knowing that rotors will blow apart at anything above 75mph, I just laugh in his face. Thats when he says why are you laughing? So I say I hope you mean kph. And he says NO mph. So I tell him I am not an idiot, but i am an ass, And my friend has an Rx7. he says what year, I say 87. He says yeah but thats not a twin turbo. So then I say Who gives a fuck, your telling me your car is faster than a Ferrari. Thats when I sneeze and say bullshit. Everyone around start laughing, and he gets all pissed. (Keep in mind the rest of this is entirely false). So he starts coming after me, I am bobbing and weaving because being the huge person I am I don't want to put him in the hospital, plus there is no room for me to flex. So what I do is challenge. I tell him who ever has more cyl's in their car wins. He says I don't have cyls, I say just to the equation. So I say that his car has 2.8 cyls. And thats when I laugh in his face. I say my car has 2.8L with 6cyl's. So what I do is I took his rotor out. Shined it up all nice. Turned that sun of a bitch sideways and stuck it straight up his candy ass.

P.S. This is true. Nicki sucks. She can kiss my unpoplular ass that dumb conceided bitch. Henkel you and I should team up to kick her ass.

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