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Date Posted: 23:49:31 05/07/02 Tue
Author: Cana
Subject: No offense meant to anyone by this, btw. I wrote it, and I have two greenies. I just think it's funny. ^^

Because I’m a Green
Because I'm green, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a male
If I keep this hide and I keep this tail
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm green
G-R-E-N-E
'Cause I'm a green
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to hunt and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of dragons are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: "So what?"
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see golds without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the males ignore 'em
'Cause I'm green
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a green
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got strong bronze mate, and this was my rendition:
Um, okay. what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"It’s Thread! Duck Bronzeth, duck!
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, hey a fan!
I can barely blood a herdbeast but I got a man!
'Cause I'm a green
G-R-I-N-E
'Cause I'm a green
Don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month’s Miss Dragon is like a compliment I’ll remember for as long as I can! Right now I’m in my fifth year as a weyrling, but my dream is to become a wingleader because I love the Southern Continent!
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Golds think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my emerald body, you would be too!
'Cause I'm a green
G-R-... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a green
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Originally by Julie Brown and titled "Because I'm a Blonde"

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