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Date Posted: 11:27:28 07/04/01 Wed
Author: jon of firm bowels,feel the burn.
Subject: Re: Fuck it's only Wednesday
In reply to: Kev (Pignut) 's message, "Fuck it's only Wednesday" on 10:51:27 07/04/01 Wed

y alright Kev, have you been struck dooon with a case of the 'hot tap'? i understand your situation and still maintain that due to a similar outbreak of the squits (possibly due to Sutton Balti house -thought I am not sure so i wont point the smelly finger ....) that I infact curled out the first poop of the millenium at aboot 12.01 on the 01.01.01! no guff.unfortunately, this is an unofficial world record as i didnt do it in front of a line of judges.(or did I?)
how did I cure this problem you ask? well, like love itself, there is no known cure apart fron a fist up the arse.ask ben.However the squits can be prevented by a high fibre diet and lots of exercise, or simply by not eating.

hope the turtles leave the door

see you later

jon.my poop is firm.ha ha ha!

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