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Date Posted: 16:34:25 07/08/01 Sun
Author: jon 'IaintgettinonnoplaneFOOL' pignut
Subject: HOLIDAY.

hello internet users and perverts, jon here just informing you the public that we (Pignut) is off on holiday for a week to sun our well formed bellies and to hook our beloved guitarist benjaminge up with a seven foot eighteen stone ladyboy -its aboot time he lost his cherry.anyway, that is our mission.Just a few tings to take care of before we leave in the early hours of the morning.

1.could someone feed my cat?

2.turn the gas off

3. leave a light on in the front room to scare off squatters, mormons,owls, and the hamburglar.

4.If evil jon could continue to deposit his regular daily dose of fibreous nuggets on the message board I would greatly appriciate it.fuckwit.get a life.or possibly beat one off.either way you`re wasting your precious time you twat.

5.could someone guard my house from men with beards like in 'home alone'? There are irons and paint cans in the garage and plenty of marbles and toy soldiers under my bed.

the world is full of twisted people,see you all soon take care, XXXXXJON.

does anyone want any duty free? or hardcore porn.byee.

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