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Date Posted: 13:19:51 08/17/01 Fri
Author: ben (pignut) i am lonely.
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Re: Ben's Live V2001 updates
In reply to: ben 's message, "Re: Ben's Live V2001 updates" on 03:37:24 08/17/01 Fri

>dear diary,
its so hard being Ben,I leave all these messages that include the words `backstage`,`laptop` and `landrover`, but all the time I am afraid that my band and friends and family will find out that Im not really doing anything @v2001 apart from having to handle hippy shit with my bare hands and sleep in a hole.Its time i come clean about my job as portacabin attendant.Jon from pignut is better paid than me and has a much brighter future than I could ever dream of.I wish I had a real career,or atleast was on jobseekers allowance.I am also starting to doubt my sexuallity and i have started to grow hair in stange places. Also my voice is becoming deeper and I am developing breasts. i have started getting uncontrollable erections but at the same time I am feling menstral.Oh shit im becoming a ladyboy!!!

Yes hello Ben how are you? Myself and a few cohorts may be joining you shortly but for now I am going to sit on my arse on my comfy chair and watch heartbreak high,drinking Tea and waiting for the cricket to start.

P.s LOOK BEHIND YOU -A HIPPY WITH A DOG ON A PIECE OF STRING IS TRYING TO SELL HERBAL ECSTACY TABLETS.YES, THEY ARE AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING, THAT WILL BE �7.00 PLEASE.

BUY ME A NOVELTY HAT? C U LATER

XXXXJON

( this message was bought to you in ascociation with virgin DT NT and budweiser 'the king of beers'TM. my arse.)

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