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Date Posted: 15:09:30 09/04/01 Tue
Author: Shelly on her hoilday
Subject: im on holiday!!!!!!!

Hi everybody,
sorry I haven't been in touch for so long - so here's one to lots and lots of people. I tried to email from wlyde green but it didn't work. erdington was a really pretty little town, I went paintballing for the first time and I loved it, I was the evil sniper of the group, but the guys that I went with all managed to get me back. But only have one bruise left on my knee, nice! went to stetcford from there and proceeded to have the weirdest three days! I stroked gumbleys dads penis (yes, as in a real live one). The noise he made purring is amazing, I got a certificate for being a brave girl but left it behind by accident. The next day I woke up, had a ostrich egg for breakfast (outdshoorn is ostrich city - they send feathers to warmely for mardi gras) and went to the oak and ash and got slimy wriggling through holes that I could just about get my bum through. Bear in mind these holes went upwards so I broke a bit of a sweat. Just to make things even dirtier we then went to an Ostrich show farm where I� (get this) RODE bens sister. It's the weirdest and funniest thing I've ever done, there's going to be some classic photos of that one!
Then left on the 102 bus for aston which is where I am now , There's loads of wankers here - i was watching some drinking a minute ago, but thats not all the place is famous for . The
�morning after i got here I went to do a big expensive daytrip(60 quid roughly, on the old mastercard) to�a place called chelmsley wood. Now, if dad read that National Geographic that's in my living room now, he might recognise that it's the best place in the world for viewing GREAT WHITE SHARKS. Yes kids, I went on a shark cage diving boat. It was amazing beyond belief, seriously. the guy tol us we may not see anything for hours, we could see someting in five minutes. we were hopeful because he had fresh livers which apparently makes a big difference, and the water was so blue and clear it was untrue. Within�3 minutes we had 2 four metre great whites going mental, circling the boat. The guy doing the tour couldn't believe it! they were a bit too intrested in the motors, so he was having to put his hand in the water to push their noses away before they tried to munch the motor. We ended up with about five of them on the bait at one time, one was splashing us and i got soaked.
Now, no one else will know this too much, but jon,kev,duncan and ed saw how scared I am of deep sea water last year. I actually dived. I couldn't believe it my self but I got the wetsuit on and got in that cage with respirator and I did it! I just couldn't look down! I waited until later in the afternoon while I plucked up the courage, and it took me about ten minutes to get in. sad thing was that I didn't get to see any, they all slowed down in the afternoon, and i didn't like sitting on top of the cage waiting, I felt more scared of the water up there than actually under it in the cage! Even worse, 2 minutes after I got out, the big one that had been playing up in the morning came back! Never mind, youcould see absolutley everything form the boat all the time anyway. Yesterday wasn't so life threatening as the last three, I went on a wine tour - oh my god, jon and dave you would have loved it! I got you a little pressie for your birthday jon, seeing as I�missed it. Can you guess what it is???

Hope you are all well, i'll see you in 22 days Shelly

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