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Date Posted: 13:23:35 09/28/01 Fri
Author: Jon'Scampi in a basket' Pignut
Subject: Re:Rugby players
In reply to: Kev (Pignut) 's message, "Re: Kev and his high fibre diet.(should have had the scampi)" on 10:35:09 09/28/01 Fri

Kevin has a poorly tummy.See this is the pressures that the Media of today put on our youth, Kev has been like this since he saw Radiohead on the telly and now he thinks that we will never make it as a band unless he can obtain a Thom Yorkeesque figure by only eating oats and glass.He also spends his nights practising his new crying like vocals to the point where the RSPCA turned up at his house concerned aboot kitten fucking.

Anyhow can I just take this opportunity to say how much I fucking hate rugby players.I have always had a certain dislike for them but now after having to serve drinks to 500 of the ugly public school fuckwits for eight bastad hours I can confirm that they are on the whole cunts with a capital c.Plus they can`t hold their drinks and after half a babycham and a packet of peanuts they all start making sweet sweet love in a conga line of testosterone filled meat heads.typically though there are always a few 'bad apples' that spoil their otherwise shit awful nature and to those I apologise.The rest of you can have the pleasure of my scrotum around the rim of your pint glasses and after eight hours of dashing about it does become a little tangy.
still you live and learn.

Is it the Ideal 10th birthday party tonight?


cunts.

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