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Date Posted: 17:35:22 05/09/01 Wed
Author: Asif
Subject: WOO! A POST!: The Sequel

In addition to the lack of pudding cus at school today, we also had a very evident lack of puddings cuPs at school for lunch today for all of you out there who like to pick apart my mispellings. (hah, i didnt mispell mispellings. f*** you)

And on slightly different note,
I just wanted to add that over the last few weeks, Hagana has been slamming me and my perfect dark playing ability on his AIM profile. I would just like to let you all know that, despite what he says, I am not afraid to play (kick his ass) Hagana at any point in time. Let it be known that Hagana has never, ever, in the history of Perfect Dark, won one single solitary game that I have played in. Even the time I took over for Aaron in the middle of the game, he still did not triumph.

What's more, I have cousins aged 10 and 12 who could probably...no definitely make Hagana crap in his pants because they are so much better than he is at Perfect Dark. He may tell you that his skills at Perfect Dark are improving with each time he plays...but come on, even a slug becomes faster the more he moves around but you sure as hell dont see those things scooting about the place like they were frickin Flash, now do you???

And finally, I don't know why Hagana feels the need to continually slam ME in his profile...after all, Rob, Mark, Jim, Dave, Chad, Trey, Doruk, Aaron, Farsheed, Drew, Kaveh, Somie, Sam, Allen, and even Enver are all better than Hagana will ever be...but I think you all know the reason. Yes, Hagana is actually afraid of me because he knows I can demolish him at any given moment in any level with any weapon. He stands a LESSER chance than a CowardSim set on Meat difficulty with a Devestator against me with an X-Ray Scanner (and NOTHING ELSE).

I just want to emphasize that Hagana is the scum of the Perfect Dark universe. He can't tranquilize his way out of a paper bag. He can hardly manage strafing and running at the same time let alone remember which button is shoot (it is the Z button, btw, Hagana). I think that if I had to pick a weapon to describe the haphazardness and inefficiency of Hagana's so-called "skill" at Perfect Dark, my mind would probably wander towards a Grenade set on Proximity Pinball (completely inaccurate, frantic, and lacking in skill). Or better yet, a poison tipped combat knife being thrown by someone who has been N-Bombed to the point of Absolute Black (the name given to the state in which a person is so tranquilized the screen is completely black whenever you attempt to move) for the next 6 games. And finally, I think there are some parapalegics out there who could probably wipe the floors of Villa with Hagana's stupid Daniel Carrington face.

Hagana, you suck at Perfect Dark. And I cannot wait until I am unbanned from Perfect Dark by my father (after exams are over) to seriously destroy you in every sense of the word. I believe I have officially settled the matter and now everyone knows you are the most terrible player in the world. Hah.

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