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Subject: Re: She's taken her future tithes away from Landover, and spent them on a luxury condo


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Date Posted: 17:47:55 07/04/03 Fri
In reply to: Pastor Kenneth D. 's message, "She's taken her future tithes away from Landover, and spent them on a luxury condo" on 21:21:51 01/05/03 Sun

>She must be made to account for squandering the LORD's
>money. Once she has returned all her cash to Jesus,
>she can end her days in riotious living and that's
>just fine with me.

*smiles innocently* And just what would Jesus spend all her money on? A new DVD player (to watch that pornographic filth *snorts sarcastically* aka Toy Story on), or maybe a new stereo with surround sound? Does Heaven have a link to amazon.com?

Oh, and now that I've said that, I've just remembered something that will have you running to your Bible. There's a gay club called Heaven.

For the record, I believe in God.

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