Thank God you've been deprogrammed! BAPTISTS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL! -- Have You Been Financially Raped By Landover Baptist Church?

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Subject: Thank God you've been deprogrammed! BAPTISTS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!

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Al Matthews

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Date Posted: 05:38:58 06/24/01 Sun

Praise be to God that you have come out of the darkness of that Cult known as Baptistry, Dora! Our Church, the Full-Gospel Fire-Baptized Holiness Association of God, Inc., would be glad to have you! We have conclusive Legal proof that ours is the only Denomination where you won't end up getting Sodomized by smelly demons while agonizing Fire scorches every square inch of your body for centuries on end, and we will even buy you some clothes, since you seem to be lacking in that department. Shave your head and come to 6 a.m. Services this Sunday at our heavily-fortified Texas compound and tell the Sentries that Reverend Al invited you!

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Re: Thank God you've been deprogrammed! BAPTISTS ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!	d	15:15:31 09/20/01 Thu