Don't let them get their mitts on you again! -- Have You Been Financially Raped By Landover Baptist Church?

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Subject: Don't let them get their mitts on you again!

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Sojourner

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Date Posted: 05:54:03 04/15/01 Sun

Run, Dora, RUN! Stay away from those (allegedly) baptist (definitely) freaks at Landover Baptist Church! Now you know why they call it the "Bible Belt" - because they belt you with the biggest bible they can heft, and at Landover with those expensive hydraulic bible lifters they installed with the help of YOUR tithes, that's a pretty gosh-darn big bible!

Being as I'm a godless heathen myself, I can't really pray for you, but I am doing my best to influence the cosmic vibes in your favor.

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Re: Don't let them get their mitts on you again!	lovefool	08:22:21 10/26/01 Fri