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Subject: Dora, thy name is harlot

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Your Enlightened Conscience

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Date Posted: 06:13:06 04/15/01 Sun

Why do you post such horrible untruths about the bounty that is the Landover Baptist Church? Deacon Fred and the rest of the congregation had a special prayer on this Easter Sunday that you renounce these terrible blasphemes against The Church, and if you don't, that God take your pitiful soul and crush it in a Sears Kenmore model #8742c garbage compactor (available exclusively at your local Sears retail store or at www.sears.com), leaving your spiritless body (and a lovely one at that) to aimlessly wander the Earth until Satan comes forth to claim you.

Special thanks to Brother Milton Gladewater, Appliance Department Assistant Manager at the Landover Mall Sears store, for the excellent deal on my new kitchen appliances.

Your Enlightened Conscience.

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Re: Dora, thy name is harlot	John	06:22:07 12/06/01 Thu