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Date Posted: 13:15:34 08/04/01 Sat
*SIGH* -- MC, 06:55:38 08/04/01 Sat
I see that the agreement to post "no personal attacks" went a long way. From the board of the Big Haired,Badly Permed (didn't those go out in the 80's?) Losers:
"Gotta life? -- One of the big losers with bad hair, snort snort, 02:12:24 08/04/01 Sat
Yes why don't I have a life, a life filled with such exciting things as putting on one of my favorite rhinestone tank tops and playing twister. Now why don't you be a good little hick and go choke on a cow ball. Don't start something you won't win.
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* You know, if you REALLY had a life, you'd be be some ugly guys drunken booty call -- until he dumped you. Your "life" might be be further enhanced by proudly eating in rodent-infested Mexican restaurants while posing for pictures (gag) on the toilet. (NT) -- Dr. Joyce Brothers, 03:53:35 08/04/01 Sat "
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Now, at the risk of sounding "arrogant" (since they've given that title to someone else already), let me just say that I have NO doubt that I could dissect ANY of them with just a few choice words. Obviously, I have already done lasting damage to the Idiot Formerly Knwon as Larry, since he has had a 2 1/2 year crusade against me. Talk about needing some interests outside this crap! However, I won't stoop to their kindergarten level by doing so. At least, not here.
I will point out that, though, that if one HAD a life, they woulnd't be posting on message boards at wee hours of the morning.
And, while nobody's business (although I love to brag), my booty calls have moved on in a different direction. The most recent being a 25 year old non-Hispanic (gee. That Mexican comment is interesting, since at least one of the Big Haired Losers has coupled with a Puerto Rican.) boy.
If you would like, I will gladly post pictures of myself sitting on HIM instead of the toilet. That way, those of you with cobwebs growing in your private parts can have a visual reminder of what sex is like.
Now, hurry on back to Ebay and purchase yourselves something nice. Perhaps a nice angel to add to the collection?
Hope you enjoyed this post. It should cut and paste nicely. You should have hours of fun (since you all have hours of free time) posting ABOOT it on SP's board as well.
Enjoy your exciting lives, m'dears. This "hick" (although knowing where MOST of you live, I think that term fits your Glamour Don't Heads much more aptly) has things to do. There's an entire army of rat infested restaurants out there needing my attention today.
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OMG! I just peed myself. Bravo! (NT) -- ?????, 09:18:12 08/04/01 Sat
Hey...????? Why can't you sign your name if you are so impressed? (NT) -- Jordy, 10:28:22 08/04/01 Sat
How long has Fortune been on welfare? (NT) -- United States Government, 11:51:02 08/04/01 Sat
GEEZ...need a life, much? -- MC, 21:19:46 08/03/01 Fri
THIS one is great. I just got an email that there are some big losers with bad hair out there who are TRACKING my ebay purchases and posting them on another board. UH...too much time on their hands and stuff?
So, before they post the STARTLING findings somewhere, let me go ahead and steal their thunder and let you all know that, about a month ago, my friend Elizabeth and I bought a little gizmo called "The Pocket Rocket." It is technically a "messager", not a dildo. Why did we purchase this? Well, not that it is anyone's business, but it's an inside joke, and we gave it to another friend, upon whom the inside joke is based, for her birthday.
There it is, folks. For you all to see.
And, while we're on the subject of sex toys? Yeah, I already have a drawer full of various ointments, gels, and lotions to enhance the process. Some of you out there may want to look into purchasing these items---it makes a pleasure-filled experience even more so. Then again, some of the people reading this haven't even had sex (much less a date), since Ford was president.
Shakes head at how low some people will stoop.
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?????? (NT) -- And they talk about other people needing lives. It must be sad to have nothing better to do than stay up all night chasing someone around the internet., 06:52:00 08/04/01 Sat
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