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Date Posted: 12:57:32 04/28/01 Sat
Author: Saved!
Subject: Re: Do I detect a lobbyist in our midst?
In reply to: Sister Lolita 's message, "Do I detect a lobbyist in our midst?" on 10:40:07 04/28/01 Sat

Amen and AAAAAAAAmen, Sister Lolita!
Let us rebuke all sexual deviancy in the holy name of JESUS! In the bible it so plainly states that we are to confess our sins one to another. I confess to you my dear Sisters Lo and Ro, of the EVIL unholy impure thoughts I harbored toward Katherine.
Ah yes.....confession is good for the soul. But is not sex good for the loins? Katherine's anger surely stems from her supressed sexual tension. Oh but the thoughts of helping her to realize how wonderful a release I might help her to obtain.
No! NO! Help me to cleanse myself of these, the most sinful of sins. Bad lust. BAD BAD lust!
Verily verily Satan has most suredly set my loins afire with passion. My aghast groin groans with grief.
I bow my head in shame, Sisters. I am heartily sorry for offending thee. I am on my way to the confessional to receive my penance.
Sisters Lo and Ro, do you think I might be spared from Pergatory?

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