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Subject: 28 Days Later - A Love Story


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Date Posted: 14:47:52 08/07/03 Thu
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Oh man. With the small exception of the following 230 words, I am completely f*cking speechless!

This is basically another one of those high-tech-zombie/monkeys-with-diseases/English-pornos that we have been seeing a lot of lately. On a side note, here is a point to ponder while you’re watching this baby: “If I had a 1.5 inch penis – would I show it to the whole world?” Not me; you!

Onward. So this activist chick who should have taken the Bible Study class where they teach about how Eve screwed all of mankind by eating the forbidden fruit let’s loose a bunch of caged chimps. Nevermind the fact she is repeatedly warned that these chimps have a cute little condition called RAGE. If rabies was a newborn hamster, RAGE is the hamster mom that eats her rabies babies.

Now I ask you – what good can come of freeing these chimps? Eve Jr. quickly learns, as do her five billion brothers and sisters, not a whole fucking lot.

Very good use of silence in this movie. A lot of times, there were no noises. At all. I like to call that ‘failure on the part of those who get paid to write dialogue’. I wish Niki would stop crunching on those damn nachos. I especially like the part where they have five-minute silent sequences and you really have to breathe, but you’re worried about making too much noise. Good times.

If I can offer five words of advice; don’t drink too much soda. You don’t want to miss anything by going to the bathroom, but you will be peeing one way or another before the show ends.

On the downside, there are some plot holes the size of Youranus, but try not to think about them too much and you’ll make it out OK. I wouldn’t stick around for the alternate ending if you have like a third cousin’s wedding or anything else important to do.

I give it three Z’s.

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