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Date Posted: 13:24:24 12/02/99 Thu
Author: Mayhem
Subject: Warfare......

[The scene opens in the locker room. Mayhem is on a couch watching a tape in the vcr. Jim, not Jim Ross just Jim, is sitting next to him with a microphone.]

Jim: I'm here now with Mayhem who has a few words to say before his match with Warfare. Mayhem?

Mayhem: Ahahahaaaa! Did you see Warfare's interview? He was talking about Pizza Hut and bunch of other stuff his fat ass is going to do to me. It was pathetic. Watch this...

[Mayhem rewinds the tape and plays it. We see Warfare running his mouth about Pizza Hut and photo copiers.]

Mayhem: WahahahahaHA! (Mayhem is short on breath) Ohh man, that was f*cking stupid. I'm going to beat your @$$ Warfare and show you the power of THE HARDCORE ICON and teach you just why it's me holding this belt and not anyone else. I can't be beat. Especially by a member of the pud WACers.

Jim: I understand you have been training for this bridge match.

Mayhem: Uh huh. I got it locked down Jim.

Jim: Thank you for those words.

[The camera fades to black...]

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