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Date Posted: 20:47:38 12/02/99 Thu
Author: Grim Hunter
Subject: The hunt has begun.........

(The camera opens in a bank. There are fifteen guys robbing the bank. The cops are clueless as to how to get in.)

Cop1:How do we get in sir?

Captain:I don't know. They had this planned. We'll just have to wait until something comes up.

(Inside the bank.)

Robber1:Man, this was a bad idea.

Robber2:Shut the fuck up you cunt!

Robber3:We're gonna die. I know it.

(Suddenly, the wall blows open and a man wearing a hockey mask and is dressed in urban cammo walks in. The man is holding two machine guns with grenade launchers attached, two pistols in holsters, two combat knives and a back back filled with weapons and gadgets.)

Grim:Hey you pieces of shit. There are two ways to do this. You come quietly, or I blow you all to hell.

Robber2:Get'em!

Grim:I thought so.

(Three shots are fired and the first three robbers are down.)

Grim:Awwww, I thought there were more.

(The rest of the robbers come running down the stairs. Grim flips a table over and ducks behind it.Then he pops up to shoot.)

Grim:Let's get it on!

(Shots are fired and returned. Within minutes the gun fight is over. The cops bust in to see a mere shadow of Grim high tailing it outa there. The cops run through the hole but find nothing.)

Cop1:He got away. Let's go.

(Inside the sewer.)

Grim:Yeah.

(Grim walks over to a bed and starts watching tv. A camera man appears. Grim pulls out his gun.)

Cam:It's just me. I want to know what took you so long.

Grim:Sorry, I had business to attend to. What the fuck do you want?

Cam:You joined GCW, right?

Grim:That's right.

Cam:Aren't you worried about the cops?

Grim:They got nothin on me. No photos, no prints, nothin.

Cam:Oh. What're your plans?

Grim:Well, I'm better than everyone in this fed, but I think I'll start with the smallest title and gradually work my way up, shouldn't take long.

Cam:Oh, okay.

Grim:T.V. title is the smallest so I'm going after that, but first I'm gonna get a few wins on my profile.

Cam:What about the peoples title?

Grim:That was made up by that uh....Mr.Miavia.

Cam:How did you know?

Grim:MR.MIAVIA. He's the Rock. Peoples KNEE instead of elbow. PEOPLES title. I hate the Rock. Wish WWF would can'em.

Cam:Oh, ok bye.

Grim:Yeah.

(The camera man leaves.Grim pulls out a cigar and lights up.Then camera goes black.)

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