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Date Posted: 14:40:00 11/23/99 Tue
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: All you do is whine and complain.
In reply to: TT 's message, "Powerhouse- good luck- cooker and caffiene prepare for destruction" on 14:09:55 11/23/99 Tue

(The Canadian flag is on the screen and "One Man Army" is playing in the background.As the Cooker walks down the ramp holding the Canadian flag.He slaps the ring announcer and takes the mike from him).

Cooker:Chris King you actually thought that you were a challenge for me.I kicked your ass so bad they don't even want to post the results you penis-mammal.So next time train a little harder before you challenge me ,fatty.Now on to business,Todd Terrific all you do is piss and moan so I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth and make your taste lick a dog's ass, ya mook.Just a heads-up , if I punch you'll die,and if I miss you'll catch ammounia and you'll die anyways.Because anyone who steps into the ring with the Cooker will tell you that I WILL be holding my flag in the air,I WILL be the new t.v. champ,and I WILL go Catty-Whompous on your ass, you mook.Then as your face is bleeding and you plead for me to stop you'll realize why I'm the legend known as .............the Cooker.

(His music hits and the camera cuts to commercial on the Canadian flag).

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