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Date Posted: 19:19:59 11/23/99 Tue
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: The Cooker is unbeatable!

(The Canadian flag is on the screen and "One Man Army" is playing in the background.You suddenly see the Cooker standing there with his T.V. belt on his shoulder.He begins to speak).

Cooker:As you can all see that I'm the new T.V. champion and I am the man.Curcuit, thanks for the congrats even though I haven't been the best of members and not talking with you guys for a while.But the Cooker still has Curcuit running through his veins and the power that was felt by everyone at Death Primilige when I,the Cooker,raised the Canadian flag high in the air to hear that ring announcer say that we have a new T.V. champ.Now that I have the belt I think I will defend it soon but first people have to earn it.So here's my challenge,I challenge anyone in this whole fed to a ladder match for my my belt but it's my stipulations.First the top rope of the ring is on fire,second every weapon imaginable is in and outside the ring,and of course a ladder,and just like usual first person to grab the belt wins.So I want to challenge anyone holding a belt especially the hardcore champion and the winner leaves with both belts so what do all you wrestlers say step in the ring with the Cooker and prepare yourselfs for the Cooker to go Catty-Whompous on your asses,ya mooks.So anyone who challenges me be aware that when you burnt body is lying in the middle of the ring with a chair wrapped around your head and you look up and see the Cooker twenty feet up grabing both belts you'll realize why I'm the legend known............ as the Cooker.

(The Cooker's music hits again and the camera fades out on the Canadain flag with curcuit writen on it).

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