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Date Posted: 05:02:14 11/24/99 Wed
Author: Mr Miavia
Subject: To Chris Queen

(The scene opens up in a shopping centre. All you hear is screams and people shouting upon the arrival of Mr Miavia. There were more screams when Mr Miavia appeared in front of the camera and poses for the People's Eyebrow.)

(A reporter then asks a kid a question.)

Reporter: Hello Kid. What are you here for?

Kid: Oh, Mr Miavia of GCW is here at the opening of the "Smackbottom Shopping Centre" to sign autographs for us.

Reporter: But why is Mr Miavia here instead of the other wrestlers?

Kid: Its simply because the shopping centre is Mr Miavia's very own shopping centre and he wants to have a grand opening. That is why all these people are here.

(The reporter then runs towards Mr Miavia and requests for an interview)

Mr Miavia: You want an interview? Sure why not? Better hurry though because I have many fans lining up to get the autograph of the Great One.

Reporter: Are you a champion at GCW?

Mr Miavia: Are you a candy a** or what! I am the People's Champ and I have just beaten a roody pooh named Messiah to retain the title.

Reporter: So who is your next victim?

Mr Miavia: What victim? I am not an animal you SOB!! But answering your question. My next opponent is a nobody, a jabroni, a monkey a**, a candy a**.

Reporter: But who are you referring to?

Mr Miavia: I am referring to.....to......to.......Hmmm, I think his name is Chris Queen. No, that's not it. I think its Chris Prince. Damn it,that's not it either!!

Reporter: So what is his name?

Mr Miavia: Urghhhh!! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!!

Reporter: So what are you gonna do to him?

Mr Miavia: Well, as I've said before, he is a nobody. So I will let him have his way for the first few minutes and after that, I will give him one Smackbottom right in his heart and I will cover him for the win.

Reporter: You seem confident, Mr Miavia.

Mr Miavia: For Gawd's sake!! I am Mr Miavia and I am the people's champ. All around us are the people's fans and I will definitely beat that jabroni.

Reporter: Its a pleasure to chat with you Miavia. Carry on with your work Miavia.

Mr Miavia then whispers to himself, "At long last".

(The camera then fades to black while the crowd chants, Miavia, Miavia.....)

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