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Date Posted: 15:06:23 11/24/99 Wed
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: Mat Blaster will get his title shot on monday
In reply to: TT 's message, "The champ speaks" on 09:40:14 11/24/99 Wed

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen with "One Man Army playing in the background.You suddenly see the Cooker with the T.V. belt over his shoulder and he starts to speak).

Cooker:Hey,Todd Terrific please don't turn the Canadian flag up-side down because that really hurt my feelings.Jesus, I thought you would have at least wiped your ass with it or something.You want me to take on Mat Blaster like the guy even deserves a shot at the belt over this beautiful shoulder.Well I don't think so ,he doesn't even deserve to clean my toilet bowl.But I'll give him the shot anyways but it's by my rules and this match I'm about to propose always scares people off and they never accept it so you better.There will be fire on the top rope, there will be a twenty foot ladder,there will be every weapon imaginable around ringside,but there won't be a new champion ,you penis-mammal.So Mat Blaster this coming Monday when you're climbing that ladder and are suddenly pushed off by the Cooker and land on that top rope;and end up on fire you'll look up to see the figure that just went Catty-Whompous on your ass whose the legend other-wise known as.... The Cooker

(His music hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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