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Date Posted: 15:21:50 11/24/99 Wed
Author: Executive Cage
Subject: Stop the queer matches
In reply to: The LOD w/ Grimm Reaper 's message, "TOD TRAFFIC READ THIS" on 14:50:40 11/24/99 Wed

The camera fades in, and it's Cage's office...neatly organized. The camera zooms in on his face.

Cage: Now I have a problem with you, Iceman.

You see, you may be the commish, but you haven't done shit compared to what I have...

And this continual booking of queer matches, what the hell is up with that?

You're a fucking idiot.

First of all, I know SOD hates my ass, but this is going over the line.

I see the buyrates dropping along with the ratings, ALONG WITH MY MONEY.

Second of all-there will be no such cage match, where you stack the odds against the champion, who, as I hate to admit it, is a deserving champion.
I mean, one day, one member of the Cage will win that title, and then the buyrates and ratings will go THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF, but when you have matches where you have your stablemate as ref, your stablemates sitting on the cage with guns, and the fattest piece of shit in sports entertainment wrestling...well when you have these damn matches, everyone flips off to go watch We Can't Wrestle.

So, there will be no such match.

If you haven't forgotten already, you have a hardcore confrontation with my friend, Raziel on Friday.(gestures to Raziel, who is standing at the doorway.)

How about this, to make it more fun.

Let's have an Empire State Building Falling Cell Royal Rumble match with the LOD! At least you'll let your weight help you gain terminal velocity faster.

And dammit, you can't count, what's this, millions, billions, there's a big difference there.

You know, I used to be proud to own part of GCW, but with your kind of filth walking around in here, this makes me want to go join some other jobber wrestling company.

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