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Date Posted: 16:17:01 11/26/99 Fri
Author: General X
Subject: Everyone READ!!!!

(The camera opens up in the General's surplus store.The General is doing push-ups while Bob works the register.The cameraman, Jeff walks over to the General.)


Jeff:Hey General.

General X:Hi.

Jeff:You wanted to say something?

General X:Yeah, I know nobody gives a damn, but I'm open for a challenge.I also hoping that Todd Terrific will challenge me.

Jeff:But he beat you, right?

General X:He sucks and I can beat him at any kind of match.He was just lucky that time.

Jeff:Yeah, I know.I don't even know why I said that.

General X:He knows he was just lucky, that's probably why he wont accept this challenge.

Jeff:Is that it?

General:No.I also wanted to say that everyone is welcome to shop here at the "General's army surplus".We have what you need.Shotguns, rifles, full automatic guns, ammo, combat and survival knives, medi-kits, urban and jungle cammo, EVERYTHING!Also, if you buy a copy of my custom Desert Eagle, I call it the "X-12", you can buy any other item for only a fourth of the original price.That's right, you heard correctly, a FOURTH of the original price!SO don't hesitate any longer!Come on down and get everything your bad-ass heart desires!

Jeff:That was great General.

General X:I'm surprised I remembered to say all that.

Jeff:Todd would probably stutter through the whole thing.

General X:Yeah, well, buy and bye!HAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

Jeff:HAAAAAHAAHAHAA!Bye.

(Jeff leaves as the screen fades to black.)

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