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Date Posted: 19:52:00 11/26/99 Fri
Author: Iceman
Subject: CAGE READ THIS YOU DEAD MAN!

***The screen opens at a GCW House Show. The crowd is going NUTS as the LOD's tank rolls down the ramp and the LOD video plays on the GLOBALtron as the LOD gets out and shoots a few rounds of bullets into the crowd***

[Iceman grabs a mic]

Iceman: Hello GCW! ALL THE LOD FANS MAKE SOME NOISE UP IN DIS HOUSE!

[The crowd cheers like hell]

Iceman: Now ALL THE EXECIUTIVE CAGE FANS MAKE SOME NOISE!

[The crowd is silent and a "CAGE SUCKS MY LEF NUT" Sign is held up]

Iceman: Just as I thought. Cage this shows who will havpathetic e the People on their side on Monday. Cage, your pathetic old ass will be kicked all over the arena when I get my hands on you. I will show you why we are called the LEGION OF DOOM when I will make you beg for mercy with your fat ass all swollen up more then it is and then when you are down on your knees saying "Iceman, Please don't hurt me. I will GIVE you my position in this company." and then I will start to laugh and I will kick your sorry ass and cover you for the pin to become EXECIUTIVE COMMISHNER OF GCW! So Cage when you Haul Ass into the ring I will be waiting to kick that 40ft ass all over this arena LOD STYLE! Cage you have no experiance in wrestling buisness boy! what are you going to do? throw a pen at me? I am so scared of you Cage. I am so scared I think I will wet my pants

[All the LOD members break out laughing including Iceman]

Iceman: Cage The LOD and I will be waiting for the bell to ring and the referee to hold up my arm and then the LOD will pounce on you and tear you apart like you have to this company! Now, before we go we need to show some special footage from earlier today! Roll the tape!

[The GLOBALtron shows the LOD in the GCW Head office parking lot. They are standing by Cage's limo and they pour gas on it and Iceman throws a match on it and they all laugh as the car burns!]

Iceman: Sucks to be you asshole!

***The LOD get back into their tank and drive away***

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