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Date Posted: 02:44:07 11/27/99 Sat
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: Want the match to be done Dammage style, you got it!!
In reply to: Raziel 's message, "RP(no creative titles this time)" on 15:54:25 11/26/99 Fri

Dude Dammage sits in the locker room talking on a cel phone, still bandaged up when Mean Gene approaches him.

DD, on phone: ....they thought Friday was bad, just wait 'til...hold up...someone else wants to talk to The Dude, so we'll finish this up later T. (clicks the phone shut)

MG: Dude Dammage, were you just talking to Todd Teriffic on the phone?

DD: What business is it of yours anyway? It's Society business and leave it at that.

MG: Okay, Dude, so have you seen the recent comments by Raziel about Monday night? He basically dared you to make your US Title defense into a hardcore match, I think he's trying to take advantage of your injurious condition.

DD: Well, DUHHHH. Of course The Dude is still healing, but that doesn't mean that He can't still kick some ass along the way. And don't bother showing that Death Pilgrimage footage again, The Dude knows what the hell happened....ooooo Raziel dropped The Dude on His head through the top of the cell....big deal. Who f---in' won that match, Gene?

MG: You did, Dude.

DD: F---in' A right. So now Raziel thinks he could finish the job that Brian Steel tried to start on The Dude.
Raziel, just because The Dude is at eighty-nine percent right now..

MG: Eighty-nine?

DD: Shut up, Gene. Anyway, Raziel, it doesn't matter if The Dude's at eighty-nine percent or two percent, because it'll only take one to beat your piddly-crapped ass! You say you're a master of many fighting arts like the Sissy, Wussy, Lame-O, Cat, and the oh-so-deadly Flower-Pickin' disciplines, well, there's one school you didn't learn from, and that's D-U, Dammage University. Just remember, Raz, YOU asked for it, and thou shalt recieve it---DAMMAGE STYLE, IF YOU GET THE DUDE'S DRIFT!!

MG: Thank you, Dude. The Dude says he's ready for Monday night, is Raziel? Back after this....

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