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Date Posted: 08:34:52 11/28/99 Sun
Author: The LOD
Subject: EXECIUTVE OFFICER CAGE, ICE CUBER, MOSHPIT DEAMONS AND THE CRUSERWEIGHT TOURNEY! (REAL ONE)

***The screen opens at a UWO House Show. The crowd is going wild as Allstar plays and the LOD's tank rolls down the ramp and the LOD members get out and hop into the ring.***

[The LOD fires off 100 bullets each into the crowd while Iceman gets a mic]

Iceman: hello GCW, as I stand here and look at THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF LOD FANS ALL CHANTING OUR NAME!

[Crowd chants LOD....LOD...LOD]

Iceman: now, Execiutive Cage, Our big match is coming in 24 hours and I have been training for the last 48 hours. Cage, when you get your 88 year old ass out here to fight me I will kick ot all over the arena before you even know what is happening, gramps! So Cage, When me and Hotshot where walking in here today we saw something scary bout you! Roll the clip!

[on the GLOBALtron you see Exectiuve Officer Cage having sex with an old (late 60-70) fat slut]

{The LOD members all start laughing}

Iceman: you sick little F*cker. Now people THIS is the kinda person that is running GCW! Now, if you would want Exectiuve Cage to keep on the exectiuve commitee make some noise

[The old fat slut from the video screams and then Hotshot shoots her in the head.]

Iceman: hay Cage there goes your mom. Now, if you would want a leader like me to run this fed LOD STYLE make some noise

[The whole arena starts shouting.

Iceman: Cage, If you are going to do that kinda stuff to older women (younger to you) that is fine but do it at home damn it! Cage, I have already our roleplayed you already! see you in hell!

[Iceman passes Hotshot the mic]

Hotshot: Iceman that video was damn funny!

Hotshot: But anyways I see that we have a new guy named THE ICE CUBER! Well, we already have a guy named Iceman in this fed and he is our leader!

[Fireworks fo off around Iceman]

Hotshot: so Icecuber I challange you to a HELL IN THE CELL WEAPONS MATCH with Iceman as a special referee. what do you say? I will be waiting for a reply *sshole! Reply if you got the guts. stay sildent if you want to live.

[Hotshot hands the mic to LOD Manager Mr. Freeze]

Mr. Freeze: Moshpit Deamons, on Friday Fire and Ice will take you 2 assholes on in a HARDCORE TAG TEAM MATCH unless you are to afraid! see you boys in hell!

[Major Pain gets the mic]
Major Pain: seeing as I am the BEST cruserweight in GCW I Want a spot in the Cruserweight tourney!
***The LOD gets back into their tank and drives away!***

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