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Date Posted: 10:46:09 11/28/99 Sun
Author: General X
Subject: The General is happy........

(The screen opens up at the fanciest restaurant in town.The General and Mrs.X are sitting at a table eating lobster and drinking the best wine there is.)

Mrs.X:Where is Bob?

General X:Oh, he couldn't make it.I think he went to police academy.

Mrs.X:Oh.Is he really going to try to be a SWAT scout?

General X:No.He's going to be an assaulter.

Mrs.X:Well good for him.What about you?

General X:What do you mean?

Mrs.X:Why did you bring me to the best and most expensive restaurant in town?

General X:We come here all the time.

Mrs.X:This is a Sunday.On Sunday you usually go get drunk with the guys and shoot at beer cans that you set up on that picket fence that's right outside the bar.

General X:Oh yeah.Well, Todd said he'd give me a shot, and if I beat him, he'll give me a title shot.You know what that means.

Mrs.X:Yeah.Make way for the World champion, The Great General X.

General X:Why thank you.

Mrs.X:Well you know it's true.

General X:Yeah I know, but I mean you didn't say my first name.

Mrs.X:Why does that bother you?

General X:Well the camera is five feet to the right of us.If Todd heard my name he probably wouldn't quit calling me by it and I'm a General.My name to them should be "General X sir", but no one has any respect left in GCW.

Mrs.X:I know, that rock freak calls you Mr.X.

General X:Yeah, I think after I beat Todd and get the belt and everything, I gonna go after Mr.Miavia.

Mrs.X:His name's Mr.Miavia?What, did he think we wouldn't notice?

General X:Jeff calls him Mrs.Miavia.

(Jeff pops up from behind the camera.)

Jeff:Please don't mention my name.You might be able to beat up those roided up wrestlers, but I can't.

General X:Jeff, we're talking about Mr.Miavia.

Jeff:Oh.Go ahead.

(Jeff goes back behind the camera.)

General X:Jeff calls him Mrs.Miavia.(The General look to the right.)

(Jeff doesn't seem to be afraid.)

General X:Let's get out of here.

Mrs.X:Yeah.

(they both get up and the General leave the money and a fifty dollar tip.The screen fades to black.)

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